Monday, February 23, 2009

fat footballers union of kuwait

it is a well know fact that if you are, like me,  a guy who loves football, but you happen to be on the wrong side of the scale, the only football you'll be playing is on the short end of a playstation joystick. kwaities have always had a competitive drive in them, they want to win even though there is nothing to win. like in playing regular weekend football. what used to be about playing with friends and having a good time turned to a "must win" game. this competitive drive has inevitably led to the downfall of the kuwaiti fat footballer. from a time when the bigger you are meant the scarier and tougher an opponent you would make has translated into "oh he's fat, his foot must be upside down" (not an actual quote). this, unfortunately has made the old saying true that, the fit keep getting fitter, while the overweight stay home and eat. but the time has come for us to say no more! we will no longer accept getting picked last, if at all. long gone are the days when we stand next to the opposing teams goalie and wait for when the ball falls to our feet by mistake. we will stand up, we will run the field, and we will be the captains of tomorrow.  







8 comments:

Anonymous said...

And what are you going to do to get there?

Dee said...

Madonnaaaaa sa7? ana a7ebb hatha bs madre shesma , wayha 6ayeb <3

(this is all i have to comment about football sorry;p)

Dee said...

ana agol a7es elesm ghala6!! gasde maradona** :p

1001 Nights said...

(sorry couldn't resist that)

Anonymous said...

GO PUMP THE SHI' OUT OF THAT IRON!!!!!!!!

hehehe
*yawns*

bored said...

elieruby: what i want to do is get together a bunch of guys and have weekly matches and stuff, bs the prob is getting everyone to commit

dee: lol @ madona ;p

1001: lol momoshkil

f; wala yakhi malait

elieruby said...

Perfect, so you have an action plan, not just an idea on it's own. Don't worry about commitment now.. try it once then see where it goes from there. :)

bored said...

yeah i always have a plan or an idea, trouble is gtting this idea moving